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What the 95 in Windows Stands For: Author Unknown
Our friend, Derek Buchler, sent this on to me. He swears a friend of
his didn't write it. He thinks this may have been posted on the
Internet...probably from an over zealous user of another operating
system! As usual, Derek disclaims blame or credit!
For your enjoyment, here's "The Top 11 Things People Think the '95' in
Windows 95' Really Stands For."
11) The percentage of Windows 95 that will be complete on the shipping
date.
10) The number of floppies it will ship on.
9) The percentage of people who will have to upgrade their hardware.
8) The number of megabytes of hard disk space required.
7) The number of pages in the "Easy Install" version of the manual.
6) The percentage of existing Windows programs that won't run under the
new operating system.
5) The number of minutes it will take to install.
4) The number of calls you'll have to make to Microsoft's technical
support to get it to run.
3) The number of people who will actually pay for the upgrade.
2) The number of megahertz required for the operating system to run.
And ...drum roll...
1) The year it was due to ship - but of course didn't !
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